Brett Favre Retires, Again

January 18, 2011No Comments

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Brett Favre RetiresIt’s Brett Favre Retires Day!  Brett has once again decided to remove himself and his penis from the NFL.  This is the first of two national holidays that revolve around Favre, the other of course being Brett Favre Unretires Day which comes in early to mid summer.  An exact date for either holiday has never been officially locked down so they just celebrate them at the drop of a hat.  Remember, there will be no mail today and banks are closed.

Here is the official announcement as reported by FOXSports.com:

The 41-year-old quarterback stated 2010 was his final season after rejoining the Vikings in August and reiterated that intent throughout an injury-plagued campaign.
Favre’s NFL-record string of 297 consecutive regular-season starts ended last month when he was forced to miss a mid-December game against the New York Giants because of a shoulder injury. Favre returned the following week against Chicago but suffered a concussion that sidelined him for Minnesota’s final two contests.

See you on the field next August Brett!

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