Amber Portwood

February 25, 2011No Comments

My Amber Portwood Has Been Busy

Our favorite Miss Piggy standin Amber Portwood has been a busy busy girl lately. First of all, she’s knocked up again. Because remember kids, when you find something that makes you money, like using your uterus as a personal ATM, you go back to that sweet honey pot time and time again. She’ll give the [...]

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January 31, 2011No Comments

Teen-Mom-Amber-Portwood-assaults-fiance-Gary-Shirley

Former Teen Mom SUPASTAR Amber Portwood is being accused of harassing her Ex boyfriend and baby daddy (I feel so dirty for typing that) Gary Shirley’s new girlfriend Ashley WhatEverTheFuck. Ashley NoFuckingLastName has filed a formal complaint against Portwood for her threatening behavior. RadarOnline.com reports: Ashley mistakenly texted Amber last week, setting Amber off into [...]

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