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July 12, 2011No Comments

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My geek heart is beating at a rapid pace today. The official Dark Knight Rises teaser poster has been released and features buildings being destroyed to form the official Batman logo. Christopher Nolan definitely loves destroying buildings and he definitely loves making geeks happy. I for one can’t wait for May 2012. In fact I’ve [...]

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March 23, 2011No Comments

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Sad news today as Elizabeth Taylor has died. This is official news report from CNN: Elizabeth Taylor, the legendary actress famed for her beauty, her jet-set lifestyle, her charitable endeavors and her many marriages, has died, her publicist told CNN Wednesday. She was 79. Taylor died “peacefully today in Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles,” said [...]

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March 17, 201112 Comments

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So I was introduced the the little gem known as Rebecca Black last night and her, hopefully, never to be hit song Friday. There is so much wrong with this…I just don’t know where to begin. In deciding to write this post, I realized I could keep it classy because she is only 13 after [...]

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March 15, 2011No Comments

Kelly Bensimon In A Bikini. Your Dick Is Now Ashes

I actually almost feel bad about posting these shots of Kelly Bensimon in a bikini. I said almost because since I stumbled across them and ruined several keyboards with my vomit, you have to suffer as well. In case you don’t know who she is, she is the resident psychopath on The Real Housewives Of [...]

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March 11, 2011No Comments

Kim Kardashian Wears Leather Pants: Ass Now Has A Due Date

Here is Kim Kardashian out shopping in west Hollywood wearing leather pants. It’s shocking to me that she looked in a mirror and though “This looks good” and left her house. Let’s just be honest here, her ass looks pregnant. It looks like at any moment her ass water is going to break and an [...]

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March 11, 2011No Comments

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After taking three years to finally hammer out all the details and technicalities of their breakup (sarcasm), Justin Timeberlake and Jessica Biel have officially called it quits. The Daily Mail has the official details: A spokesperson for the couple confirmed the break-up, adding: “We are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways.” The [...]

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