Kardashian

March 11, 2011No Comments

Kim Kardashian Wears Leather Pants: Ass Now Has A Due Date

Here is Kim Kardashian out shopping in west Hollywood wearing leather pants. It’s shocking to me that she looked in a mirror and though “This looks good” and left her house. Let’s just be honest here, her ass looks pregnant. It looks like at any moment her ass water is going to break and an [...]

Continue reading

March 2, 2011No Comments

Kim-Kardashian-jam-single

Kim Kardashian debuted her single, Jam, on KIIS FM with Ryan Seacrest this morning. It’s basically exactly what I was expecting. It’s auto tuned to shit, it’s emotionless, it’s boring, pointless, useless and just a fucking mess. See, celebrities can release songs. For example, Paris Hilton released a single a few years back. It was [...]

Continue reading

February 21, 2011No Comments

The-Kardashians

In another sure sign that the world is ending, it has been reported that the Kardashian clan made $65 million last year. This should probably be enough to question your life choices, but here is the full scoop from an “inside source”: Since their arrival on E! in 2007, thanks to such no-boundaries behavior, the [...]

Continue reading

February 20, 2011No Comments

kim-kardashian-turn-it-up

As if Sunday marking the end of the weekend isn’t depressing enough, here is something that won’t cheer you up. Kim Kardashian dished the dirt on her upcoming single to US weekly. For Kim Kardashian, being a reality star-turned-designer-turned-producer-turned-author-turned-entrepreneur just wasn’t enough. Now the Kourtney and Kim Take New York starlet, 30, is looking to [...]

Continue reading

February 1, 2011No Comments

Kim-Kardashian-W-3

During the latest episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, Kim breaks down and cries over her recent W photoshoot calling it “full on porn” and stating that she is going to “fire everyone”. Let’s keep in mind that this is the same armenian asshole who called her widely “leaked” and sold sex tape [...]

Continue reading

January 29, 2011No Comments

Scott-Disick

Scott Disick went on E!’s Fashion Police and ripped Kim Kardashian a new one for her recent fondness of sheer outfits and showing off her sweater puppets. Kind of amusing coming from someone who looks like he’s straight out of American Psycho, but I digress. Scott stood in for regular host Kelly Osbourne on a [...]

Continue reading