Oprah Winfrey

March 4, 2011No Comments

Oprah Is Not Winning

Unlike Charlie Sheen, it appears that not everything Oprah sets her tentacles on turns to gold. Word is leaking our that her new network, OWN, which launches on January 1 2011, is a huge ratings failure. The New York Times reports: Oprah Winfrey is finding out just how hard it is to build an out-of-the-way [...]

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January 24, 2011No Comments

OWN TCA Launch Cocktail Reception – Los Angeles

Oprah Winfrey has recently revealed that she will be reuinited with someone very soon. That someone:  A secret sister named…wait for it…Bunny.  The 53 year old mega star claims she was shocked to the core by the news by the core. How in the hell someone named Bunny was able to keep something like this a secret for so [...]

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January 13, 2011No Comments

Fat Oprah Winfrey

In an outtake from her interview on next week’s premier of Piers Morgan Tonight, Oprah confesses that she went on a Mac & Cheese bender after her shit stain of a film Beloved was hammered at the box office by Bride Of Chucky *snickers* (thats a laugh not a reference to Oprah’s favorite candy bar [...]

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