Paris Hilton

February 21, 2011No Comments

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Poor poor Paris Hilton. This girl has way too much going on to worry about something like this. It seems that an uninvited guest at her birthday party made off with her cake. Paz, a party crasher who also happens to be a DJ, snuck into Hilton’s party at a Hollywood nightclub. He reportedly got [...]

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January 29, 2011No Comments

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Paris Hilton tweeted pics of her waddling walking the catwalk in the Triton fashion show and slowly morphing into Hulk Hogan’s handsome son, Brooke. WHAT?! Don’t look at me like that. There have been rumors circulating that she might be pregnant since late December. I suppose her toxic wasteland of a uterus could sustain life [...]

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