Reality TV

After watching the success of Jennifer Lopez on American Idol, Simon Cowell has decided he needs his own pop darling to sit on the panel. His choice at this point: Jessica Simpson. I guess it makes sense. She isn’t doing anything. Nobody is going to be paying any attention to her. Idol survived 7 seasons [...]

ABC finally pulled us all back from the ledge and announced the cast of Season 57 of Dancing With The Has Beens Stars. Everybody’s mother and grandmother can begin planning their little parties with lace doilies and tea and whatever else you older people love. If anyone cares, here is the lineup: Kendra Wilkinson and [...]

You know, I never liked this frankenface freak, but I did feel that she was getting a raw deal from her husband Russell Armstrong. However, it appears that her husband has a bit of a good reason to seem preoccupied 24/7. It turns out he was charged by the IRS for evasion of tax assessment, [...]

So since she couldn’t stop talking about them on the reunion show and lost footage episode, I figured I’d go ahead and let the world know exactly what she looked like before she turned into a Frankenface.  I’m sure she was still a raging bitch, but she definitely looked a little better.  Little being the key word. [...]

Maci from MTV “Teen Mom” fame got boobies with the $140,000 she made from popping a kid from her vajay. Good for her. I mean, having a baby at 16 clearly shows you have your priorities in line and getting tits with the money you made from exploiting your spawn further confirms this. Life And [...]

Bravo announced the cast of  The Real Housewives of Miami and that the premiere for their show will be Tuesday, February 22nd at 10pm. What the hell happened to the forth season of the Real Housewives of NYC premiere on February 15th you ask? We won’t be catching up with our favorite ladies until “later [...]