Teen Mom

Our favorite Miss Piggy standin Amber Portwood has been a busy busy girl lately. First of all, she’s knocked up again. Because remember kids, when you find something that makes you money, like using your uterus as a personal ATM, you go back to that sweet honey pot time and time again. She’ll give the [...]

Maci from MTV “Teen Mom” fame got boobies with the $140,000 she made from popping a kid from her vajay. Good for her. I mean, having a baby at 16 clearly shows you have your priorities in line and getting tits with the money you made from exploiting your spawn further confirms this. Life And [...]