Charlie Sheen Got High, Called Alex Jones and Ended A TV Show

February 24, 2011No Comments

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This post is both entertaining and informative. If you’ve never been around someone on drugs, play the above video clip to listen to what a person sounds like who has done enough coke to make Moammar Gadhafi sound rational.

For 18 minutes he rants about who the fuck knows what. And will someone please tell me what he does with women that rhymes with Grinning. Pinning…as in pinning them with his cock maybe? Sinning…sex before marriage I guess? Winning…they play video games or something and the winner eats a seven layer cake made out of coke? I don’t fucking know. I probably shouldn’t try to read too much into it.

And in a shocking development, CBS released the following statement following this melt down.

Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of “Two and a Half Men” for the remainder of the season.

I seriously can’t believe they don’t have faith in Charlie Sheen. He is clearly clean and ready to get back to work. For crying out loud he said he’s an F-18 ready to drop his ordinance. Thats the exact line I gave in every job interview I’ve ever had.

Interviewer: What skills and qualifictions do you bring to the table?
Me: You know what…YOU KNOW WHAT….I’m an F-fucking-18 and ready to drop my ordinance all over this office.
Interviewer: Why did you just take your pants off?
Me: Just showing you my ordinance
Interviewer: Did….you just defecate?
Me: Rhymes with Grinning
Interviewer: Get the hell out of here before I call the cops
Me: So when should I expect a call

BAM!

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