Charlie Sheen Never Went To Rehab. Anyone Surprised?

January 31, 2011No Comments

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So while everyone believed Charlie Sheen was going to be spending some time in rehab, it turns out he never even bothered to leave his house. It seems he doesn’t believe he needs rehab.

From RadarOnline:

Charlie Sheen is refusing to enter rehab and remains holed up in his multi-million dollar Los Angeles mansion, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

The troubled Two And A Half Men star is defying his inner circle who had been desperately trying to persuade him to voluntarily check into a facility to seek treatment for his drug addiction.

Well that makes sense. I mean, clearly the events of the past week alone are not any indication of a problem…let along the events of his entire life.

I wonder if this will go down like an episode of Intervention.

Charlie: FUCK YOU. I’M FINE. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY OWN DAMN SELF.


Family: Charlie, we love you, we care about you…please take this gift.

Charlie: Oh Fuck all of you. If you loved me you’d get the fuck off my back.

Random Stripper: *sobbing* if you don’t go…I’ll cut you off from all blowjobs starting today

Charlie: *on a plane to rehab* I just realized how much I’m hurting the people closest to me. And of course, my cock isn’t going to suck itself.

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