Christina Aguilera Arrested for..guess what? Being Drunk Of Course!

March 1, 2011No Comments

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It’s so wonderful to see young people in love. Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler were arrested at 2:45 this morning for public intoxication as well as driving under the influence.

Christina seemed to be the worse of the two and was so drunk she was unable to take care of herself or remember the lyrics to most popular songs (sorry).

It’s so nice when couples do things together. Make sex tapes, get piss your pants drunk and go for a moonlight drive while endangering the lives of others. This has all the makings of a classic Hollywood romance. In case you were wondering, Christina was listed at 5’2″ and 100lbs so I guess the guys at the station felt like being nice. Ouch…that was a really low blow. Eh fuck it who cares.

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