Christina Aguilera Enjoys Bathroom Sex At Family Gatherings. Who Doesn’t?

February 25, 2011No Comments

  • Email


Proving once again that she is heading further and further into a tailspin, Christina Aguilera has picked up a new habit. Having sex with her boyfriend Mathew Rutler in the bathroom of her friends and family. And not shockingly they are getting a bit annoyed with this behavior.

“Her friends are fed up,” the source says of Aguilera’s recent antics, which included a New Year’s Eve blowout fight with her mom and a booze-filled night of crying at L.A. club The Dime in January. “Nobody can get through to her. They think she’s trashy. And her ego is out of control.”
… “She’s really spiraling,” says the source. “I would be shocked if she’s not in rehab in the next month or two.”

I don’t know if she’ll be in rehab. I kind of think this is the type of behavior that is going to lead her boyfriend to do anything he can to keep her out of rehab. It’s really a win win for him. He gets to date a celebrity AND doesn’t have to listen to annoying banter at boring social gatherings that he has no interest in. All he has to do is bang Miss Piggy in the bathroom. And I mean, it could be worse. She could be Britney Spears which would cause his penis to run inside of his body looking for a way out.

I say he really struck gold.

From Around The Web

Related posts:

  1. Christina Aguilera Might Be An Alcoholic
  2. Christina Aguilera Is Definitely On Something
  3. Lindsay Lohan Is Worried About Charlie Sheen…HA
  4. Charlie Sheen Never Went To Rehab. Anyone Surprised?
  5. Dawn Holland Made A Deal With The Devil (AKA Lindsay Lohan)

Leave a Reply