Many of us began to wonder when Alicia Keys would finally let her baby and husband accompany her into the light of day. Last week, the three finally stepped out together.

Her husband, Swizz Beatz, was seen carrying the couple’s eight month old soon, Egypt. After a couple photos were snapped the trio jumped into an SUV and off they went.

Shortly after her son was born last October, Keys took to her blog to show the world what she was thinking.

“I’ve never seen a more beautiful face in my LIFE! The most perfect eyes and beautiful nose, the sweetest lips and skin so soft and kissable!”

It is good to see that Keys, along with the two men in her life, are finally coming around and letting the world see them together!

Dog Chapman, better known as Dog the Bounty Hunter, found himself in a bit of hot water last week.

On Thursday, Dog stormed into the La Montana Linda Restaurant in Breckenridge, Colorado in hopes of finding the owner’s father. As part of his television show, Dog was chasing the man who jumped bail.

Things escalated inside the restaurant when Dog and his team entered the kitchen. Soon enough, one of his “partners” threw a punch and all hell broke loose. Below is a picture of the restaurant worker who was punched.

The situation got even worse outside the restaurant when the owner confronted Dog – at one point throwing a plant at him.

This is when Dog really lost his temper – he screamed, “Come on white boy … come on white boy … come on white boy … come on mother fucker!”

What about the suspect? Well, he is still on the loose. Looks like Dog and his team have a few more restaurants to barge into!

My geek heart is beating at a rapid pace today. The official Dark Knight Rises teaser poster has been released and features buildings being destroyed to form the official Batman logo. Christopher Nolan definitely loves destroying buildings and he definitely loves making geeks happy.

I for one can’t wait for May 2012. In fact I’ve decided to sit in one place and just squeeze every muscle in my body until it gets here. I think that’s the best way to wait for a movie.

Check out the full Dark Knight Rises poster below and try to keep your pants clean.

Mila Kunis, star of the upcoming movie, Friends With Benefits, is heading to the Marine Corps Ball on November 18.

Last week, Sgt. Scott Moore posted a YouTube video inviting Kunis to the event in Greenville, North Carolina.

“Hey, Mila. It’s Sgt. Moore, but you can call me Scott. I just want to take a moment out of my day to invite you to the Marine Corps Ball,” Moore said.

A little help from Friends With Benefits costar Justin Timberlake went a long way. He told Kunis, “”You need to do it for your country!”

Check out the video below:

This past weekend was a busy one for Victoria Beckham and Kate Hudson.

Kate Hudson, along with fiancé Matthew Bellamy, welcomed a baby boy. At this point, the baby’s name has yet to be announced to the public.

This is the first baby for the couple; Hudson has a 7-year-old son with ex-husband Chris Robinson.

Victoria Beckham and famous soccer star David Beckham added another member to their growing family. Born Sunday morning, Harper Seven is the first girl for the couple and fourth child.

Which actress is next to give birth? Jessica Alba is due in September; Keri Russell is pregnant; and Jewel is due to “pop” any day now!

Stay tuned – we will bring you all the latest baby news!

So since my complete bashing of Rebecca Black was so well received, I figured I might as well go for broke and introduce CathyMay15 to my readers.

Now, for those of you checking out the site for the first time or who just can’t seem to figure it out, I’m mean. Not just for the sake of being mean because I’m some asshole, but rather, because there are just people out there who deserve it.

CathyMay15 will creep you out. When you watch her videos, you really start waiting for the camera to pan down and reveal the human centipede she has created.

There is so much out there, I don’t even know where to begin, so I’ll just let Cathy break it down for you in this interview she did:

In the interview, she talks, she sings, she calls out her haters and she chats on Facebook. She sounds a little like Dr. Ray from Dr. 90210 crossed with a Sim. You aren’t really sure if she IS the vampire or if she’s the unpopular kid who the vampire befriends because the vampire feels sorry for them. They are THAT strange.

And check out the pointing. It’s like she is working some mind control shit. Like you WILL listen to me. You WILL let me infect you with my soul-less horrible singing. Oh and by the way, I’ll find you, kill you and wear your skin while fucking your family dog in front of your grandmother.

And that leads us, naturally, to he, she, it singing the theme from Duck Tales:

This video clears many things up. First, we learn that she deleted her account because of some criticism she received (Go figure) but luckily we also learn that YouTube is filled with people who want to keep her memory alive. We also learn that she is foreign for sure. This explains so much. So so much. I mean, don’t get me wrong, there is no excuse for her to record these videos, but at least it makes more sense. I still think the feds should look into this one. She has secrets.

Moving right along, Cathy tackles the vocally challenging VengaBoys. If you don’t know who they are you aren’t alone but I guess they were huge in Iceland or Mars or whatever fucking homeland housed the lab that created Cathy.

What in the fuck is up with her hands. Is she trying to project her angelic voice or simulate deep throating a cock? I really can’t tell. I also love her pissed off she looks. I can feel her hate for the VengaBoys and singing in general. The pain is so real. She is dead inside. Completely empty, dark and cold. She’s that type of girl you used to go to school with that NOBODY would make fun of. Why? Because they were scared shitless of her. She’d come in, sit in the back and talk to nobody. She smelled like garlic and generally made everyone, teacher included, feel uncomfortable.

What we are dealing with is straight from Hell. I’m not religious, not by a long shot, but this bitch makes me believe in something evil. I swear to fucking god at the beginning of this video is a simple strap or wire but I am so scared I thought I saw a noose. Watch for the terrifying head rolling at 16 seconds in. Straight out exorcist shit. You thought Lady Gaga was strange? Well this cover of Pokerface will make your skin crawl:

Wow. I’ll let you catch your breath and stop screaming now. This article goes so far beyond just another girl releasing her horrible singing on the world. She’s killing people. I know it. I just know it. Mark my words, there is going to be a horror movie based on what goes on when her camera is off.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to lock my doors and turn on every damn light in my house. Stay safe.

Sad news today as Elizabeth Taylor has died.

This is official news report from CNN:

Elizabeth Taylor, the legendary actress famed for her beauty, her jet-set lifestyle, her charitable endeavors and her many marriages, has died, her publicist told CNN Wednesday. She was 79.
Taylor died “peacefully today in Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles,” said a statement from her publicist. She was hospitalized six weeks ago with congestive heart failure, “a condition with which she had struggled for many years. Though she had recently suffered a number of complications, her condition had stabilized and it was hoped that she would be able to return home. Sadly, this was not to be.”

Yes she was a bit off, yes she married more times than I change my underwear but she had beauty, talent and was extremely generous with her money to those in need. These are some characteristics that are very rare in Hollywood these days.

R.I.P

So I was introduced the the little gem known as Rebecca Black last night and her, hopefully, never to be hit song Friday. There is so much wrong with this…I just don’t know where to begin.

In deciding to write this post, I realized I could keep it classy because she is only 13 after all. Or I could stay true to myself and just rip Rebecca Black a new asshole. I went with the latter because…it just feels right.

Here is what’s happening, in simple words, she’s trying to make Jew happen and it goes horribly horribly wrong. Remember a time when 13 year old singers had to be attractive? You don’t? I’ll give you an example.

JoJo

I included the banner noting the year to make you feel extra dirty. Granted, she was 15 at the time which is slightly better than the 13 year old Rebecca Black, but I’m fairly certain JoJo didn’t look like a fraggle at the age of 13. And she could sing.

I was always under the impression there were two things that made a teen star successful:

1) Be attractive enough to make older men feel very uncomfortable and properly aged men drool.
2) Make young girls want to be that person.

JoJo did it. Britney Spears did it. Christina Aguilera did it (I know she’s a drunk miss piggy right now but take your memory back 10 years).

Who the hell is going to drool over Rebecca Black. She can’t sing so you really can’t listen to her for more than 15 seconds and no young girl is going to look at her and think “I want to be as ugly and unpopular as her”. Face it. Any girls she knows aside from brace face in her video make fun of her relentlessly. The simple fact is its probably so bad her parents pushed her down this road. It’s the only way to keep their daughter from ending up on a Dr. Phil episode about bullying.

And then there is the song/video. It’s one of those things where if you aren’t suicidal…you will be by the end of the video. You’ll also find that you really hate weekends. You’ll hate Friday’s so much that you might find yourself waking up during the night on Thursday in a cold sweat. You won’t be able to shake it. It just gets in the deepest regions of your brain and drops it’s ugly hooks into your gray matter, injecting it’s virus and melting your brain and making you it’s bitch. It’s that bad.

So I challenge you. If you have children and they say “I love Rebecca Black” hit them. Hit them so hard they will end up in therapy when they are 22 and have daddy issues. Remember, you’re doing it for the good of society as a whole. We can’t go down this road.

Oh and, Rebecca is just the tip of the iceberg. I started down an internet path that led me to places I didn’t want to go. And I’ll be blogging about them soon. Be prepared.

Remember back in the day when, if Jennifer Love Hewitt was spotted without a bra, you’d have every paparazzi and pimple faced teenager/adult/role playing nerd killing each other to get a look? Yea, those days are well behind us.

Here she is leaving a Bed Bath & Beyond (Because she’s THAT famous) with her friend, the human fire hydrant, yesterday in Beverly Hills without a bra. Not only is nobody interested, but I’m more concerned with the fact that her legs seem to be morphing into tree trunks and she just looks like she got done setting up a kill room.

Here are the rest of the pics if you care…which you probably don’t. But at least you can say you saw her with no bra. You don’t have to include the year remember.

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I guess he was a bit jealous of Charlie Sheen getting all the attention lately, so Mel Gibson turned himself over to police on Wednesday night.

The perfectly sane and rational (when compared to Sheen of course) star was booked and released at the El Segundo Police Department as part of his sentence for the misdemeanor battery case resulting from an alleged January 2010 incident with his then-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva.

Access Hollywood has the details:

According to the actor’s booking sheet, he surrendered at 9:30 p.m. His bail was set at $20,000. The booking sheet lists his age as 55, height as 5-foot-10, and weight at 190 pounds.

As previously reported on AccessHollywood.com, Gibson pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor battery on a spouse or cohabitant last week. As a result of his plea, the actor was sentenced to 52 weeks of counseling in a domestic violence program.
The judge also ordered Gibson to perform 16 hours of community service and was placed on criminal probation for 36 months. He will continue in a mental health-counseling program, with his undisclosed doctor.

Just in case anyone is wondering, Mel’s undisclosed doctor is a beaver puppet who helps him get back on track. Or is that a movie he’s currently making/made. Who cares. His doctor is a beaver.

My question is this…will he be severing his community service at a Jewish community center? I mean, I am sure they would be more than happy to have him and the images/news stories would just be epic. It’s the only way it can work out. It HAS to happen.