Heidi Montag To Join Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
So, this is happening. Heidi Montag is currently having very serious discussions with Bravo about joining the cast of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills next season.
Camille Grammer and Kim Richards are reportedly out and now Heidi, who can’t stay away from the cameras for more than a day or she’ll die, wants in. I guess there isn’t a lot of money in staged photo shoots when you’re not that famous to begin with. Those implants aren’t going to maintain themselves.
Her idiot husband, Spencer Pratt, had the following to say:
We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us
Well how they’ll put their busy careers of chasing stardom and dabbling in surgery on hold I’ll never know…but they’ll make it work for the good of viewers everywhere because that’s just the kind of people they are!
I mean, it kind of makes sense. She’s had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson jealous. She is technically married but never stays at home…so that’s perfect since nobody on those shows is a housewife anyway. She’s annoying as shit and a total cunt rag so she’ll be able to slide right in on Camille’s entrails. Oh and she’s blonde.
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