Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Breakup. For Real This Time

March 11, 2011No Comments

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After taking three years to finally hammer out all the details and technicalities of their breakup (sarcasm), Justin Timeberlake and Jessica Biel have officially called it quits.

The Daily Mail has the official details:

A spokesperson for the couple confirmed the break-up, adding: “We are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways.” The news comes after The A-Team actress threw an intimate surprise party for The Social Network star and made a gushing speech in front of guests that appeared to embarrass Justin.

A source told MailOnline Jessica was overcome with emotion when she stood up to toast her boyfriend on reaching the milestone. During the birthday speech, the actress gushed about how utterly head over heels in love she was with the singer-turned-actor and went on at length about how much he meant to her.

But after Jessica had finished her speech, Justin appeared dismiss her emotional speech by standing up and yelling: “Yeah bitches!”

“It was really awkward,” the source told MailOnline. “Justin’s reaction was almost disrespectful. He just laughed it off.”

Well to be fair to Justin, I’m pretty sure that he thought they broke up three years ago and has been dating several women since. I’m sure the breakup letter from his publicist to Jessica’s publicist just got lost somehow. It happens.

Justin would release a statement but at the moment he is very busy drilling for oil in Mila Kunis’ vagina so we’ll have to wait for he and his penis to take a break.

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