Kim Kardashian Wears Leather Pants: Ass Now Has A Due Date

March 11, 2011No Comments

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Here is Kim Kardashian out shopping in west Hollywood wearing leather pants. It’s shocking to me that she looked in a mirror and though “This looks good” and left her house. Let’s just be honest here, her ass looks pregnant. It looks like at any moment her ass water is going to break and an armenian/african american hybrid is going to pop out and demand a bedazzled pacifier.

I wonder how many people it took to actually get her in the pants and how expensive they were since she just going to have to cut them off. It’s going to be like one of those snakes in a can. Ass just pops out and kills the nearest small child…even several houses away.

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