Lenny Dykstra Says Charlie Sheen Is “Perfect”
Because if there is anyone out there who should be a judge of character, it’s Lenny Dykstra. Remember, this is the same guy who has been involved in over two dozen legal actions since 2007 or right around 5 per year for you math majors out there.
Dykstra gave an interview to Radar Online where he insisted on singing the praises of Charlie Sheen.
Sheen held a special screening of his movie, Major League, at his mansion last week (why?) which had a rather impressive guest list. Lenny was also in attendance and reported that Charlie is clean, sober and doing great! Of course, we should also mention that Lenny himself was most likely piss himself drunk and doing cocaine off Sheen’s ass so his view of sober might differ just a bit from your’s.
I mean, that’s a little like Charles Manson giving you a clean bill of mental health. Sure to him you seem like a solid upstanding citizen but in reality you might be skinning cats in your basement to “keep warm”.
“Charlie is a smart guy, he is 3 steps ahead of everyone, I can’t keep up with him.”
Well good, as long as Charlie has a solid role model in his life I’m sure he’ll bounce right back.
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