Paris Hilton, NOT Brooke Hogan, models in Sao Paulo Fashion Week

January 29, 2011No Comments

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Paris Hilton tweeted pics of her waddling walking the catwalk in the Triton fashion show and slowly morphing into Hulk Hogan’s handsome son, Brooke. WHAT?! Don’t look at me like that. There have been rumors circulating that she might be pregnant since late December. I suppose her toxic wasteland of a uterus could sustain life (eye roll)

Let’s get this post back on track here. Fatty McFatface modeled for the Brazillion fashion line, Triton, in Sao Paulo Fashion Week Winter 2011. She is also featured on their website and branding campaign. I wonder if they’re working on a plus size line. Oh, screw you! You were thinking the same thing!

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